<sub>What if:
I committed suicide: i'd cry.
I said I liked you: it'd be awkward. >>;
I kissed you: i'd wtf.
I lived next door to you: rad party times.
I started smoking: idk
I stole something: depends on what it was
I was hospitalized: depends why
I ran away from home: let you live with me rofl
I got into a fight and you weren't there: prank call him

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: funny
[2] Eyes: pretty ouo
[3] Face: cute. kiddish.
[4] Hair: adorable when curly
[5] Clothes: epic.
[6] Mannerisms: wat lol

Other:
[1] Who are you? i'm hayley
[2] Are we friends? i like to think so
[3] When and how did we meet? uhhh like five months ago on da
[4] How have I affected you? idk
[5] What do you think of me? you're hilarious
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? uhhhhm. idk.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? a long time
[8] Do you love me? platonically. c:
[9] Have I ever hurt you? not that i know of
[10] Would you hug me? yes
[11] Would you kiss me? on the cheek ouo
[12] Would you devirginize me? rofl no. >>
[13] Would you marry me? i don't think that's legal rofl
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? when you're happy
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? nuuu
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 42
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ...julipants. it's your nickname.
[18] Am I lovable? yessss
[19] How long have you known me? a while
[20] Describe me in one word. funny
[21] What was your first impression? i don't remember
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? n/a
[23] What do you think my weakness is? cute things
[24] Do you think I'll get married? yes
[25] What about me makes you happy? you being happy
[26] What about me makes you sad? you being sad
[27] What reminds you of me? leoplurodons
[28] What's something you would change about me? nothing
[29] How well do you know me? pretty well, i like to think
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? ...norofl
[32] Are we close? yes
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? maybe after i sleep.</sub>

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i must have done something right.

What if:
I committed suicide: I'd be devastated... I'd be lost without you, Julia.
I said I liked you: I LOVE YOU. 83
I kissed you: Well righty oh, we do that all the time in Miami.
I lived next door to you: Two Words. Crazy Rave in my Aunt's basement.
I started smoking: I'd beat you with a large blunt object.
I stole something: Ohh nooo I'm home alone.
I was hospitalized: SHITTY TITTIES I'D FLY TO YOUR HOSPITAL AND BRING YOU ROSES.
I ran away from home: I'd save you from yourself. -is so deep-
I got into a fight and you weren't there: OH YEAH. I KNOW YOU'D BEAT THEM.

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: Ballin!!!
[2] Eyes: Sparkling.
[3] Face: AMAZING.
[4] Hair: Goldfish.
[5] Clothes: Sweet as balls.
[6] Mannerisms: GIGGLES, MY LOVE.

Other:
[1] Who are you? Allison Kelsey Darrach
[2] Are we friends? HELL YEAH
[3] When and how did we meet? Last year when you commented on my profile that you loved my gallery or something.
[4] How have I affected you? You've taght me how to love, baby.
[5] What do you think of me? You are splendid! SPLENDID.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? EVERY MSN CONVO OR ANY CONVO WITH YOU IN GENERAL.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Friends forever.
[8] Do you love me? Oh yes <3
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Nope
[10] Would you hug me? Yepperdoodle!
[11] Would you kiss me? ON THE CHEEK
[12] Would you devirginize me? I'll buy you someone to do that for me.
[13] Would you marry me? Eh, Why not!?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? Your glorious laughter.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? Not at all.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 58
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Goldfish, you swim in my bowl of love.
[18] Am I lovable?OH YES. YES. LET'S WATCH A GOOFY MOVIE.
[19] How long have you known me? A year. A wonderful year.
[20] Describe me in one word. Goldfish.
[21] What was your first impression? THIS GIRL LIKES SOUTH PARK. SWEEET.
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Your so much deeper than that my love.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? Your kindness to strangers.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Of course.
[25] What about me makes you happy? EVERYTHING YOU DO.
[26] What about me makes you sad? NOTHING.
[27] What reminds you of me? Goldfish, Butters, Cartman, my dog Sprinkles, and my Zoidberg bobblehead.
[28] What's something you would change about me? NOTHING.
[29] How well do you know me? AWESOMLEY WELL.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? NOPE
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Ehehe nah. You'd hire someone to do your dirty work.
[32] Are we close? SO CLOSE.
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? YOU GOT IT FROM ME SWEET CHEEKS

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I love the following people with a hardcore fiery passion:
Poopy,Goldfish,Balloon,Poffers, Aubbers, Dumpy,Poop-Cocky and Tangelooooo
I would take 50 bullets for these people.

What if:
I committed suicide: I'd explode with tears and be all sad and depressy for a long time
I said I liked you: I Liek you too! 8D
I kissed you: I be all "Lol, wtf" ish D:
I lived next door to you: I'D BE SOOOO SOOOO HAPPY, MAN!
I started smoking: I'd give you fake chocolate cigarettes
I stole something: Naughty girl, baw :c
I was hospitalized: I'd send you a get well card made of AWESOME
I ran away from home: I'd go look for yew
I got into a fight and you weren't there: I hope you won!

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: SPAZTASTICALLY SIMMILAR TO MEH! 8DD
[2] Eyes: Bluey awesomeness
[3] Face: LEMME PINCH DEM CHEEKZ
[4] Hair: Sooooft ouo
[5] Clothes: IDK WHAT THEY LOOK LIEK BUT I BET THEY'RE SWEETICLE
[6] Mannerisms: Liek mine! 8D

Other:
[1] Who are you? Imma Nuii, Man~
[2] Are we friends? HECK YA
[3] When and how did we meet? Like 3 days ago and by internet. LOL. We become buds fast, huh? XDD
[4] How have I affected you? I feel moar warm insiiide E:
[5] What do you think of me? I think you're awesome
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? ALL OF YOU'RE AWESOME PICCYS
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Friends? As long as we have our compys! 8D XDDDD
[8] Do you love me? As a budday <3
[9] Have I ever hurt you? No way man
[10] Would you hug me? Yeah, maan
[11] Would you kiss me? Idk D:
[12] Would you devirginize me? fasjkfhsdjkfhjkd
[13] Would you marry me? ...Imaah not lezbo, sorry XDD
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? You're cheerfulness!
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? You coolie enough!
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 1000000
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. GOLDPHISH. YOU LIEK THAM.
[18] Am I lovable? Yuppity yuppity yup
[19] How long have you known me? 3 days!!! LOL
[20] Describe me in one word. I need so many <3
[21] What was your first impression? You're cool!
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Yeah!
[23] What do you think my weakness is? IDK
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Definately
[25] What about me makes you happy? Evertthinggg
[26] What about me makes you sad? Nothin D:
[27] What reminds you of me? Goldfish!
[28] What's something you would change about me?I'd like you to fly! XDDD
[29] How well do you know me? Pretty good i guess.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Noe?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? I hope not oh god
[32] Are we close? Mhm!
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? I think i will!

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Kesesese!

<sub>;u;
you are one of my bestest friends ever, cereal.
you oughta know~ ♥♥♥

and you silly goose, i met you on maria's msn!
rememberrr?
you had Snape or someone epic like that as your display pic that day. x)</sub>

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_{uhh...I love you. |:}

HON, WE SHOULD GO SKINNY DIPPING AT OUR PRIVATE BEACH SOMEDAY.

Teeheehee, I ADORE YOU TO NO END.

I remember when I made you start liking the word adore.
it was the few best days of my RIFE.

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_{uhh...I love you. |:}

DOOD, IF I COULD FLY, I'D FLY TO COST CO OR WHEREVER IT IS THAT YOU LIVE.

Aww, Nuii, I'm so hardcore enjoying how well you know meee.
And my style, dear, is mostly black clothing w/ ossum stuff (transformers, the nightmare before christmas, bands ((marilyn manson, KoRn, MUSE, GWAR, Panic! At The Disco, and some moar)), and some random stuff on it. x) )
OOH, But I've ALWAAYYYSS wanted a shirt with Yoshi's Island logo on it.
WE SHOULD GO SCAVENGING FOR THAT ONE DAY.

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_{uhh...I love you. |:}

Oh yes
OH YES
[link]
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
OH YES, I LOVE OUR MEMORIES. I ADORE YOU AS WELL

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I love the following people with a hardcore fiery passion:
Poopy,Goldfish,Balloon,Poffers, Aubbers, Dumpy,Poop-Cocky and Tangelooooo
I would take 50 bullets for these people.

<sub>rofl yesssssss.

it wasn't snape. o: i think it was like...
idecay rofl.</sub>

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i must have done something right.

What if:
I committed suicide: I'd be really sad and depressed for a long time. I luv talking to ya. ;_;
I said I liked you: I'd say that I like you too. C:
I kissed you: I'd get a little surprised... ._.
I lived next door to you: That would be AWSUM LOL
I started smoking: I'd be dissapointed.
I stole something: I'd be dissapointed.
I was hospitalized: I'd be worried. Too bad I can't fly to America and visit you. Dx
I ran away from home: Worried.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: FFF I don't know! Really worried.

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: It's funny, and I like talking to you. You seem much smarter than I am. xD
[2] Eyes: I haven't seen your eyes that much, really.
[3] Face: It's cute. >U<
[4] Hair: You know I'm not into blonde hair, but I like your hairstyle.
[5] Clothes: Sweeeeet stuff.
[6] Mannerisms: I don't know what that word means lol

Other:
[1] Who are you? I'm EISHU.
[2] Are we friends? Online, yep.
[3] When and how did we meet? ... I can't... remember. Rofl
[4] How have I affected you? We have so much in common.
[5] What do you think of me? You're one of my best friends online.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Some of our ol' RPs, probably. Rofl
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Long time. Loooong time.
[8] Do you love me? As a friend, yep. C:
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Nope.
[10] Would you hug me? Yes.
[11] Would you kiss me? ... maybe. >//>
[12] Would you devirginize me? N-no, I don't think so. I'll leave that to someone else. xD
[13] Would you marry me? I don't want to get married. :C
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? When you're in a good mood. Or something.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? You're cooler than a shaved hamster in Antarctica.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 10
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. I have no idea what to say here.
[18] Am I lovable? YES.
[19] How long have you known me? For a year? Dunno really.
[20] Describe me in one word. Awesometastic. Yes, that's a word.
[21] What was your first impression? We have so much in common, lul
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? Yes.
[23] What do you think my weakness is? ... no idea.
[24] Do you think I'll get married? Maybe.
[25] What about me makes you happy? Your sense of humor.
[26] What about me makes you sad? Nothingggg.
[27] What reminds you of me? Lock, Shock and Barrel. And also South Park.
[28] What's something you would change about me? Nothing.
[29] How well do you know me? Well. I guess?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ... I think so.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are we close? Yeah, I guess?
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? ... I'M TOO LAZY.

Sorry if there were any typos or misspelled emotes, I couldn't preview the message. ><